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Dothraki warriors:	talking shit and being typical
Daenerys:	what the - what the fuck. THe fUcK! What did I do to deserve this?

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job application:	describe your most recent leadership role
me:	sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

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I'm not exaggerating...
Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)
Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.
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washedup70star:
bullshitting ur final project presentation
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Very feelio
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the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
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me, a concerned white suburban mom
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me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady...
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homestuckorbust:
Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?
what do...
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What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a...
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one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower...
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